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Rory McIlroy Wins European Tournament 1 Week After Dumping Caroline Wozniacki

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(CNN) — Rory McIlroy and Adam Scott showed they were rolling into top form ahead of next month’s U.S. Open with impressive victories on either side of the Atlantic Sunday. McIlroy put his personal difficulties behind him — he broke off his engagement to tennis star Caroline Wozniacki earlier in the week — to win the European Tour’s flagship event at Wentworth, while Scott lived up to his billing as the new world number one with a playoff success in the Colonial event in Texas. Both carded final rounds of 66 to achieve their wins, McIlroy by a shot from Ireland’s Shane Lowry at the European PGA Championships, while Aussie Scott had to go to extra holes to beat Jason Dufner.

 

 

 

Break up with your fiancee, realize you’re a 25 year old single millionaire, win one of Europe’s biggest tournaments. Not a bad week Rory. And don’t think this is just a coincidence that he won his first tournament in 2 years right after dumping his fiancee. Because what happens when you win with a girlfriend? You have sex with the same girlfriend you had sex with yesterday, the day before that, and the day before that. What happens when you win with no girlfriend? Strange sex with as many smokes as you want. That’s called incentive. Rory gets it, just pulling all the right strings right now.

 

 

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Caroline Wozniacki is close to killing herself right? This is like seeing your ex girlfriend lose a ton of weight and get super hot only multiply that by millions upon millions of dollars.