Oh My Fucking God

Oh my fucking god. That’s all I could title this blog. I…I don’t even know what to say. Look at that picture! My mind is racing. What happened was I got a tip to the DMV tip line titled “Police: Woman threatens to blow up 7-Eleven with fake bomb”. I was like yes, you have my attention. And then I clicked the link, that picture popped up, and all I could say was “oh my fucking god” out loud when I saw Heath Ledger as the Joker in real life woman form.

Exhale.

13 News Now - A woman was arrested and facing felony charges after walking into a Virginia Beach 7-Eleven, and claiming to have a bomb.

According to the Virginia Beach Fire Department, 33-year-old Crystal Mostek entered the 7-Eleven on Pleasure House Road around 8:30 Tuesday night. Mostek allegedly placed a device on the counter and told the clerk it was a bomb. She then threatened to blow up the store.

Officials later determined the device was not a bomb.

And yep, that’s what I thought I would read. I mean, I’m not often speechless, but I keep scrolling up, looking at her picture, and just staying in disbelief. I need her autobiography. I need to know the stories behind the tattoos, the eyes, the everything. How does she find herself in the situation to get that ginormous face tattoo? We need to quarantine her, hit record on a camera, and just let her start talking to a very highly skilled therapist or investigator or something. Put Christopher Nolan in there too and let him get started on the movie. Crystal Mostek and her stories cannot go to waste.

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h/t Brad S