Augusta National Will Remove You Immediately If You Scream "Dilly Dilly" During The Masters


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To the pit of misery, indeed. Man, that freaking stinks! I was looking forward to hearing people scream Dilly Dilly. I guess people will have to go back to either Viva La Stool or Mashed Potatoes. In my opinion, those are the only two other things that you can scream that are even respectable.

The Masters really are a stick in the mud. I need to find out what the other band phrases are and I will be working tirelessly on that front.

Until then, here are some of Augusta Nationals other rules.

Prohibited Items
-Cell Phones
-Bags, Backpacks, Purses, Packages larger than 10″W x 10″H x 12″D
-Beepers/Electronic Devices
-Cameras (Cameras are allowed ONLY on Practice Rounds days – Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday)
-Weapons of any kind (regardless of permit)
-Alcoholic beverages
-Beverage containers/Coolers
-Flags / Banners / Signs
-Folding armchairs/Rigid type chairs or stools. If you bring a chair, make sure it’s a collapsible one without armrests.
-Ladders / Periscopes / Selfie Sticks
-Radios / TVs / Tape Recorders

I mean, if I dont have my beeper, my selfie stick, and cant even scream Dilly Dilly after a shot, what’s the point of even going to this thing?