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Blue Moon Is Launching 3 Weed Infused, Alcohol-Free Beers That They Claim Still Get You Drunk

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Fox 5 - The man who created Blue Moon is infusing Marijuana into its newest beverages in Colorado.

Keith Villa is expected to release three versions of the marijuana-infused beverage with the company Ceria Beverages.

The beverages will contain no-alcohol, just marijuana.

Villa says the beers are supposed to give buyers their usual intoxication as if they were drinking alcohol, without an alcohol headache.

Villa plans to have the beers in stores this fall.

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I consider myself a smart person. I do a lot of reading. Whenever I don’t know the answer to something, I look it up, I research it, I explore all sides of the case, I really try to get knowledgable about it.

But not for this.

I do not understand how alcohol free beer infused with weed “are supposed to give buyers their usual intoxication as if they were drinking alcohol”, and I refuse to find out.

If weed is now going to make you drunk and not high, what’s next? Cats and dogs living together? Me kissing a girl? The whole flat world is flipping on it’s side and we just sitting here twiddling our thumbs.

I have to assume, using my aforementioned brain, that this is some sort of legality issue. Like if you go back and watch the tape of when Keith Vila made the statement “are supposed to give buyers their usual intoxication as if they were drinking alcohol”, he looked up and gave a big wink right after it. The wink doesn’t show up in text, but wink wink, if you consume a weed-infused drink that “contains no alcohol, just marijuana”, your ass is getting litttt and not drunk.

My only question though about this whole alcohol/weed situation is…..

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