U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Kevin Kisner. Professional golfer. Friend of the Fore Play podcast. Common man. American Hero. He’s all of those things and especially the last one after today. I mean Kiz kicked the shit outta Ian Poulter. 8&6. 8&6! What a savage. One of the more thorough ass whoopings you’ll ever see in match play. There was a lot at stake before the match started. This wasn’t simply a quarterfinals match up. No no no no no. It was so much more than that. It was Good vs Evil. Common Man vs Whiny Douche Bag. America vs Europe. Poulter has obviously been historically great in situations like this but not today. He ran into an American made buzz saw named Kevin Kisner today. The best part might be now we can bring this up whenever people talk about how great Poulter is at match play. Yeah he’s got a stellar record and BUT REMEMBER THAT TIME KISNER BODY BAGGED HIM. I member. We get to do that forever now. Thank you for that, Kevin Kisner. We will not soon forget this day. #USA
Best of luck to our guy Kiz the rest of the way. Go ahead and win this fucking thing.
Also, this is a shame.
A real shame.