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A Group Of Vengeful Bees Vs. A Hornet - Who Ya Got?

Usually when I see a hornet in a fight, I go back to my trusty chart about the difference between bees, wasps, and hornets.

So based on that, I would have bet my whole life savings on the hornet. Yeah I know that the tweet says the bees were avenging their friend or whatever. But hornets are apparently the Tom Brady of bugs with stingers. You bet with them until proven otherwise. And this was certainly an otherwise situation. I thought the bees would get a few punches in like that dude from yesterday’s IHOP fight before the hornet powerbombed all those bee bitches to hell.

Nope, not even close. Those bee bitches ran train all over the hornet and destroyed the fuck out of it. The bees tore his ass apart like the wights did to spoiler that guy that held the door in Game of Thrones. Nope, much worse!

Fuuuuuuck that.

And since this was on Twitter, that of course led to another “Well Actually” as well as a ridiculous back and forth

And bad jokes

God I love Twitter.

Anyway, I just hope that hornet’s friends avenged it by murdering the fuck out of the rest of that bee hive and this was all a minor setback for a major comeback for the street cred of hornets because I am #TeamHornetForLife.