Jalen Mills Trolls Cowboys Fans By Throwing March 31st Super Bowl Party In Dallas
24/7 Sports – The city of Dallas, Texas is seeing something that they have not seen since 1996: A Super Bowl champion’s party. However, it is not the one that many Cowboys fans in the area would hope – In fact, it’s one they hoped would never come.
On March 31st, Philadelphia Eagles cornerback Jalen Mills will be holding a party to commemorate his victory with the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LII. Musician Yung Keize, who will be performing at the party, posted details on his Twitter account.
It should be noted that the party is not an Eagles strike in Cowboys territory: Rather, it is a homecoming for Mills, who is a Dallas native. Mills played high school football in DeSoto, Texas before playing college football with the LSU Tigers. He was drafted by the Eagles in the seventh round of the 2016 NFL Draft.
“The party is not an Eagles strike in Cowboys territory”? It is DEFINITELY a strike in Cowboys territory. The rest of the NFL, especially the rest of the NFC East, is unquestionably fed up with the Eagles celebration and constant reminders of their Super Bowl victory. It has risen to obnoxious-levels and I wouldn’t have it any other way. So to do this in Dallas? On March 31st? Almost two months after the Super Bowl? It’s tagging some graffiti in an enemy gang’s territory. It’s a direct affront.
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He can’t do better than “Yung Keize” as the evening’s entertainment though? While I’m all for Mills trying to put on for the squad, and while it’s the most inventive spelling of the word “keys” that I’ve ever heard, I just feel like Jalen could do better here. Mills is pushing keys like Beethoven. He’s pushing keys like Frank Lucas. He needs to leave keys alone like Jordan Peele. You’re Super Bowl champ now Jalen. Go at least get Fetty Wap.
Than said, he can do whatever he wants considering he won that Super Bowl for us with a broken hand.
From a 7th round pick to one of the emotional and physical leaders of our defense, Jalen is already a legend in Philadelphia. Just listen to Baldy break down his footage and to the the excitement he engenders among football guys.
Let’s not forget how close we came to losing against the Falcons, nor how instrumental Mills was on that play.
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Is it the green hair? Is it the fact he’s a defender from LSU? Is it the electric slide? We may never know.