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As A Jew I Would Like To Formally Apologize To DC Lawmaker Trayon White For Making It Snow So Much This Winter

NY PostA DC lawmaker blamed a late-winter snowfall on a family of Jewish bankers — accusing them of controlling the climate and orchestrating natural disasters.

Council member Trayon White Sr. apologized for the comments he made in a since-deleted video on his official Facebook page posted Friday morning as snow fell over the capital.

“Man it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation,” White can be heard saying in the video, the Washington Post reported.

“And D.C. keeps talking about, ‘We a resilient city,’” he continues. “And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.”

Consider this an official apology, not just for me, but on behalf of all Jews everywhere.  I heard we’re having ANOTHER fucking snowstorm tomorrow?  We have one of those a week!  It’s supposed to be spring and we’re out here hunkering down with bottled water, milk and bread waiting for an avalanche to blast our apartments again.  It’s ridiculous.

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I mean I want it to be nice out as much as anybody.  I’ve got a fire collection of Spring jackets that I’m excited to pull out of the closet and start stunting all over the office.  The time gap is so limited lately, with this weather going from freezing cold to blazing hot overnight, that it’s hard to get enough wear out of all of them.  I also am a huge whiney pussy about the cold, they keep it so cold in this damn office I had to go steal a space heater from a nerd downstairs to keep under my desk to keep my blogging fingers warm.  I hate it!  But that’s just classic Jews for you.  Give us control of the weather and we’re gonna run wild with the power of it.

PS,

I got a lot of responses from DC Stoolies talking about how this is just par for the course for them down there, that all the city leaders are stupid morons.  I won’t issue a blanket judgement on all of them but I will just say that an elected lawmaker needing a sit-down meeting to have it explained to him that Jews don’t make it snow outside is a tough look.