The New 'Avengers: Infinity War' Trailer Is The Greatest Piece Of Cinema To Ever Grace A Screen

Oh my sweet Jesus. The final trailer for ‘Infinity War’ just knocked it out of the fucking park. It may be my favorite film of all time. The trailer.

I still don’t know what the hell is gonna happen in this movie, but I’m still insanely hyped about what the hell is gonna to happen in this movie. That’s all you can really ask for in a trailer. Then this one went and added Tony Stark talking to Star Lord, yo! Captain America went and got some SHIELD CLAWS from Black Panther! Thor and Angsty Teen Groot did some lightning shit together! Spider-Man zinged Doctor Strange’s strange ass AND he was lookin like a fuckin snack in that new suit! I mean, COME ON at how good this shit was, Marvel. COME ON!!!

The new Hulkbuster suit is one of the sexiest things I’ve seen in my entire life.

Its practical use could likely improve, but we’ll worry about that on the 27th…

Thanos’ new armor is as intimidating as I could imagine it being. I accidentally bump into that guy at a bar and I’m leaving said bar. Not by my own choice, by his. Because he’s a hardooooooooo.

Oh and he literally cracked the Tesseract, the MacGuffin of the MCU for the past DECADE, like an egg…

How bout Doctor Strange being turned into a voodoo doll by this librarian-ass alien?

Oh, and Thanos, that Golden Gloves boxing trophy you like to walk around wearing all the time? No match for our Cap.

YEEEAAAAAAHHHH GET CONFUSED BITCH BOY! GET CONFUSED!

A poster accompanied the trailer, and well, just look at it. Look at this poster and try to wrap your head around the scale this movie has:

………I gotta do it. I gotta post the picture. I’d be betraying my morals if I didn’t. I’m sorry, shield the women and children’s eyes…

Oh yeah. That felt good. April 27th can’t get here soon enough.