I Guess I'm A Starbucks Barista Now
The Trent doppelgängers strike again. This time it’s a Starbucks barista. I had to do a triple take on this one. He looks A LOT like me.
I thought Movie Trent was as good as it was ever gonna get but Starbucks Trent is even better
These dudes are everywhere. People send them to me all the time. I’m always RTing guys that look like me. I’m constantly spotted in places I’ve never been before. There’s just a bunch of Trents walking around the world. A lotta dudes look like me. I don’t know what’s going on. I can’t explain it. This one was sent in by YP’s girlfriend in Chicago. It just so happens that every mid-to-late 20s male in the Midwest looks like me. We walk around in packs in the middle of the country. We’re the least threatening gang in the history of gangs.
I don’t hate it. Especially since I’ve lost a bunch of weight recently. No offense to my fellow receding hairline/doesn’t-know-what-to-do-with-his-facial-hair/glasses-wearing Starbucks lookalike there but he’s a bit heftier than I am. Not by a lot. Just a little. So not only are people thinking about me when they see these guys but now the ladies out there (sup) are hopefully thinking abut how much of a physical specimen I am now. Or maybe it’s a look into my future when people stop clicking on dog blogs.