Tiger Woods Is Already Leading The Golf Tournament.

Everybody stay calm. Everybody stay calm. Yes we’re 3 weeks away from the Masters. Yes Tiger Woods entered the Arnold Palmer Invitational as the betting favorite. Yes Tiger Woods is 3-under through 8 holes and leading the golf tournament before 11 AM. Yes I cut Patrick Reed off of the above leaderboard screenshot because he’s in the water and I want it to look like Tiger’s alone at the top (which he soon will be).

But everybody just stay calm. No reason to freak out. Everybody stay calm. A lot of golf left. Buy a fucking shirt.