Did Tiger Stick His Finger Up This Kangaroo's Butt?
So Ernie Els and Tiger Woods were named Presidents Cup captains today. That’s all fine and dandy. A couple of swell golfers and honorable gentlemen. And in case you didn’t know, the 2019 Presidents Cups will take place in Melbourne, Australia. So for the press conference today they hauled in a couple of kangaroos for the captains to awkwardly hold for a photo op. A strange thing to be sure but no funny business, right?
Real talk. Did Tiger stick his finger(s) up that kangaroo’s butt? I think he did. He looks to have no less than two fingers inside that kangaroo’s butt pouch. I’m not saying he purposely stuck his fingers up that kangaroo’s butt. That’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying there’s a chance he accidentally stuck his fingers up that kangaroo’s butt. It’s certainly possible.
We’re in the trust tree. We’ve all picked up a dog the wrong way and had our fingers graze the brown eye of a pup. Nobody wants to talk about it but I’m here to talk about it. It’s unfortunate but it happens. You don’t make eye contact with the dog for about an hour and then everything is back to normal. Now imagine trying to wrassle a kangaroo. Tiger was simply trying to make the folks at the Presidents Cup happy by corralling a kangaroo for a picture. His fingers might’ve taken a trip down the poop shot accidentally. Mistakes happen. Either way, I hope he gave his hands a thorough washing after the shoot.
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