PYT In Philly Offering A Deep Fried Twinkee Burger That May Seal My Fate For Good

Oh like you haven’t put worse things in your mouth than that, honey.

PHILLY – Philadelphia’s PYT has just released the latest in a line of over-the-top sandwiches. Behold the Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger. It’s a beef and pork belly patty topped with American cheese and crispy bacon, then placed between two patties made with deep-fried Twinkies. When asked how many calories the Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger has, PYT manager Malcolm Kenyatta simply said, “At PYT, we don’t want to have those conversations. This is an escape.”

Well, this is it folks. A diabetic sayanora if you will. I’ve urned for a Fat Sal’s Big Fat Fatty or a Mac n’ Cheese bun burger before, but both of those death meals are only available in LA and Chicago. But here we have a deep fried twinkee burger located in the Piazza, which is about a 20 minute walk 4 minute drive from my place. It’s not a question of if the heart explodes, just when. And you know what? I’m fine with that. Only better way to kick the bucket is death by Snu-Snu.