Browns Acquire Tyrod Taylor And Jarvis Landry For Draft Picks, Are Starting To Resemble An Actual NFL Team

Biiiiig news out of Believeland today with the Browns acquiring two (2) exciting skill position players from teams that were once predicted to give the Patriots trouble in the AFC East and actually started games for people’s fantasy teams this season. Don’t let the Brownies get hot! Sure Jarvis Landry is the king of the 5 yard reception and there were rumors that Tyrod Taylor may get cut a few weeks ago. But 0-16 teams can’t be choosers. And lets be honest, Landry wasn’t exactly playing in the most dynamic offense the last few years and there are plenty of quarterbacks far worse than T-Mobile (See: Nathan Peterman and pretty much everybody on that Browns QB jersey from the last 20 years). While Cleveland might be quite a culture shock for Jarvis Landry, I imagine Tyrod won’t be too surprised by the transition from Buffalo to Cleveland.

Now the Browns have a scenario where they take Saquon Barkley with the 1st pick, select their QB of the future or the best player available at 4, and still have Josh Gordon, who posted a picture where he looks closer to a God than a man on Instagram.

Get excited Cleveland. You now have a football team that will be fun as fuck to play with in Madden and SHOULD win 1+ game(s) next year. And even if the Browns suck again, at least Hue Jackson will be fired at the end of the season.

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