The Bucks Putting Shirts Of Giannis Dunking Over Tim Hardaway Jr. On Sale The Day The Knicks Come Into Town To Play Is Some Cold Blooded Shit
What the fuck, Milwaukee? I thought Wisconsin was supposed to be a happy, fun-loving, neutral-as-Switzerland state. I could see if the Bucks made a shirt of Giannis doing some freaky shit to one of the Bulls, since Chicago seems like the big brother to Milwaukee and Big Cat is always waving his City Money in their faces.
But Tim Hardaway Jr. doesn’t deserve this. Everywhere THJ goes, he probably hears the same shit. His dad was better than him. His contract is better than him. Derek Fisher once allegedly tried to cuck him. To then have a bunch of likely drunk Bucks fans wear a memorial of the exact moment Giannis snatched Hardaway’s soul and sent it to Basketball Heaven just seems like piling on. That shirt is pretty much one of those RIP shirts, just with the killer on the shirt putting his nuts on top of the victim’s head. I thought that Milwaukee residents were warm, happy-go-lucky people that got drunk off Schlitz and danced to polka music. But they are apparently even colder than those famous Wisconsin winters.
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The only bright side to all this dunk for Knicks fans is that it took everyone’s mind off of KP tearing his knee apart an hour earlier and that former Knicks announcer Gus Johnson was there to make the call.
Gus Johnson being a Bucks announcer while the most athletic freak in the NBA is on the Bucks is serendipity at its finest. I can’t wait to see which Giannis move finally causes Gus’ head to explode.
Also, I won’t go full Knicks Hardo and say this dunk should forever be known as The Dunk.
Because if we are being honest, THIS dunk should forever be known as The Dunk.
The fact Vince Carter did it over a 7’2″ “Knick” officially made it Vince’s by transitive property. Those are the rules of basketball.
P.S. This guy seems like a lot of fun.