Jennifer Lawrence Says She Doesn't Have A Lot of Sex Because She's a Germaphobe, But Has A Dare-Devil Alter Ego Named "Gail"

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Daily Mail

She is one of the world’s most famous pin-ups.

Yet Jennifer Lawrence does not let her sex symbol status transfer into her private life as she revealed in an interview with The Sun that she rarely has sex as she is a germaphobe while she also forces partners to undergo STI tests.

The 27-year-old Red Sparrow star, who has previously dated director Darren Aronofsky, actor Nicholas Hoult and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, hates physical contact, including shaking hands, as she’s so worried about catching a disease.

She is quoted by The Sun newspaper as saying: ‘I am all bark and no bite. I always talk like I want d**k, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends.

‘I talk like I like it, but I don’t really do it. I am mostly also a germaphobe. I have made it this far without an STI. D**k is dangerous.

‘If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved. That is how much of a germaphobe I am.’

But Jennifer is keen to embark on a new relationship as she’s finding single life “hard”, saying: ‘I am not in a relationship. I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time. I would like to have a relationship, you know. It is hard out there.’

Oh yeah me too J-Law! I don’t have a lot of sex either because I’m a germaphobe. Definitely NOT because I’m an insecure bitch with a head of hair receding from constant stress faster than you can say male pattern baldness. Sign me up J-Law, let’s mate, I mean date. You need me to take an STI test before we get it on? Good, the cleaner the better. I’m positive all of my four prior partners were clean because it’s been so long something would’ve shown up by now, but better to be safe than sorry. What else we got? You like to talk dick, but rarely make love? Yeah I’m a huge talker and nothing ever comes of it so that works so we’re basically a match made in heaven girl.


Oh and Gail? I love Gail. Hearing Jennifer Lawrence has an alter-ego that only comes out when she drinks rum got me all tingly inside.

Meanwhile, the actress recently admitted she has a drunken dare-devil alter ego named Gail. She said: ‘I didn’t (name her Gail), she almost named herself. I think my girl friends probably named her Gail just by the way I look.

‘It’s a very specific drunk, it’s not just every time I’m drunk I turn into this … I think she’s some sort of tortoise gambler.

‘I don’t always turn into this masculine alter ego that like jumps into shark-ridden waters just to make my friends laugh. It’s not every time, I think it might be rum. The only time I drink rum is on vacation.’

I need to meet Gail. I need Gail in my life at all times. Imagine being around Jennifer Lawrence when Gail comes out to play? You know all those pics that got leaked months ago? That was Gail. Gail is a person I need to marry. I would do terrible, terrible, unforgivable things to date Jennifer Lawrence. I just hope she likes texting. All of my past relationships have ended because girls can’t keep up with my texting. I know it should be the opposite right?