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Hef!

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Hugh, you sandbagging son of a bitch. He could’ve just put on some of his regular clothes and gone as the Cryptkeeper from Tales Of The Crypt, but you gotta sometimes go above and beyond for your wife that’s 60 years your junior. You don’t earn your Cialis by just going through the motions.

Honestly thought Hef was some sort of gangsta Beetlejuice at first instead of Robin Thicke. I stand by that thought process.

Obligatory NSFW Link to Hef’s wife’s goods.