Drunk Husband Uses A MORTAR BOMB As A Dildo And Kills His Wife

A WOMAN has tragically died after her randy husband allegedly used a MORTAR BOMB as a sex toy during a drunken romp.

Ruben Valera Cornejo, who has reportedly been arrested on suspicion of murder, is believed to have inserted the explosive inside his wife at their home in Arequipa, Peru.
The man told police that he could not remember much about the evening but says he recalls his wife asking him to use objects from their home as sex toys.

Arequipa police chief Javier Arana said that the mortar, which was reportedly believed to be inactive and used as an ornament, was around 16 inches long and around two inches wide.

Goodness gracious. What a story. Yesterday on Barstool Radio we talked about how you can end up doing weird stuff if you’re super horny. Like if you’re really horny, you’ll eat ass, lick a butt crack, or various other bedroom activities. And, I guess this story proves our theory on Barstool Radio and the old saying from Abraham Lincoln are true.

If household items/war tools being used as dildos is your thing, I’m not gonna judge. Each person is entitled to their own sexual proclivities. May a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I’m concerned, but I aint spending any more time on it because in the meantime, every 3 months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.