Lady On The Basepaths Discovers An Excellent Technique To Both Break Up Double Plays And Get Plastic Surgery

And the Chase Utley rule is dead! Well, nonexistent. There’s no reason to slide and break up a double play with a hard slide, spikes up, when you can get the job done with your face. That’s how winning is done. Not to mention the short outfielder rushing to backup the play in an iluntramural coed softball game. That’s what I call moxie. But if anything this woman is the ultimate intramural warrior. Literally taking one on the chin for the good of the team. Have her join up with her fellow softball, kickball, and sauced up comrades of dominating life as we know it.

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You play to win the game, period. Albert Belle jacking up Fernando Vina into orbit in the majors is one thing. If you don’t want to get run over by the locomotive running solely on horse testosterone for his “fans”, get off the tracks. The inner anger of an intramural warrior is another, possibly more feared entity. Hell hath no fury like a man who hates his life and paid $50 to play coed softball every Tuesday night for 6 weeks. Get me these maniacs on Coach Smitty’s intramural work coed dynasty. We need all the help we can get, both on and off the field.