Jae Crowder Changed This Young Lady's Life Forever Last Night

There are moments in any person’s life that can set them down a path they never saw coming. Unexpected moments that can turn a once regular normal member of society to a life of debauchery and seediness. Last night that moment was captured on film for the world to see. Jae Crowder, frustrated with a foul call in a contentious game, decided to alleviate some stress by dropping a hammer of a “FUCK” directly in front of a young, impressionable Utonian (Utahnian? Ute? Utonite? A person from Utah) and immediately her life was forever changed. Everyone knows cursing in Utah is much like cursing in Stephen A. Smith’s mentions.

When the chips are really down and times are tough, those three are allowable. Anything outside of that and you get banned faster than Dave got banned from Iowa for saying their pizza was too bacony. Based on her reaction, this girl had clearly never heard such an impassioned F-bomb in all of her days, and we can now only imagine the downward spiral this first domino has sparked. Hopefully there are treatment centers ready and willing to get her back on the right path.