Video Of Wind Wrecking Havoc On Planes And People Throwing Up Because Of The Strong Winds On The East Coast

Goodness gracious. I’ll tell you one thing about this situation. I’m a happy as hell that my mom isnt on the fucking plane. Not because I care about her safety… I do… but that’s not the point here. Im glad because she would never let me hear the end of it. “Well, you remember that one time I had a connection in DC. The wind was awful. People were puking all over the joint. I got some on that Blue Angels sweatshirt that you gave me. I wish you’d just get me a direct flight from Florida to San Antonio. I know you can afford it. I read your blog about having maids and a bidet.”

Like I’ve said before, it’s not about the money, Linda. There just isnt any direct flights from Jacksonville to San Antonio. Fuck