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An Evening Yak Investigation About Flat Earth Lead To An INCREDIBLE Discovery Thanks To Renowned Drexel Physicist Frank Ferrone Aka Rone's Dad

Shout out to the only physicist I ever want to interact with, Frank Ferrone, for hopping on EYAK last night to discuss the big picture topics with us, and more importantly giving us the knowledge we so desired. Physicist Ferrone may have been lukewarm at best on the Earth’s overall flatness but once we started to tug at the thread a bit more, the entire flat sweater unraveled in the most beautiful way.

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The Sun! The fucking SUN! That’s where every flat conversation should begin and end now. Imagine thinking you’re tougher than a flat ball in the sky? A fucking flat ball?! All this talk from Kyrie and Geno Smith about Earth is small potatoes compared to something THIS ground breaking. The Sun is flat. There is simply no denying it and any evidence to say otherwise is now null & void at best.

I almost feel bad for exposing Physicist Ferrone and all his science cronies… Almost. But getting him to admit a cover up of this magnitude on national POWER 85 airwaves did feel pretty damn good.

So where do we go from here? Honestly I’m not sure. It’s jarring to say the least that this powerfull ball of energy in the sky has essentially been a 2-D flashlight this entire time. Simply stunning. Really hot day for the Sun overall at Barstool yesterday too, with Jared dropping legendary insight earlier in the afternoon about our impending doom. Because one thing we can ALL agree on is flat or round, the Sun is definitely exploding sometime soon.

Even Physicist Ferrone admitted humans have officially entered their last chapter here, with only around 5 billion years left to live. Definitely not ideal but in that darkness there is still so much light to see folks. As Carrabis said, with the Sun’s gun to our head and a guarantee that all history slash proof of everything WILL be destroyed… literally NOTHING matters. Most especially this blog.

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