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I Know It's Spring Training, But the Yankees Lineup Today Is Absolutely Hilarious

I mean what do you do with that as an opposing pitcher? This is the first glimpse we’re getting of the Opening Day Lineup and it’s glorious. I think we’ll see Aaron Boone (Brian Cashman’s strings) toy with the top 5 a bit during March, inserting lefties Greg Bird and Didi in different ways between Judge, Stanton, and Sanchez. The biggest thing that could change is the insertion of Miguel Andujar for Brandon Drury which could very well happen if Andujar keeps hitting cock-shots out ball parks.

But for now, this appears to be the lineup we’ll see in Toronto to start the season. It’s one thing to tell me Judge and Stanton are on the same team. But to look at an official lineup card with those two, Gary Sanchez, Greg Bird, Gleyber Torres, Didi. I mean it’s just flat out Make Believeland.

P.S. How are these games not televised? There’s nothing better than day baseball during the work day. Nothing.