Texas Brewery In Hot Water For Their Original 'Dumb Blonde' Beer That 'Goes Down Easy'

TEXAS – An American brewery has been criticised for selling a beer called ‘Dumb Blonde’ which they claim ‘goes down easy’. The Texas-based Deep Ellum Brewing has been condemned for relying on ‘rape culture’ to sell the product, which uses a picture of a doll wearing a blonde wig on the can. The company has also been using the controversial logo and catchphrase on a pink van as part of a marketing campaign to celebrate a year since the drink was first released.

Pure, unadulterated genius marketing. Don Draper just creamed his slacks before giving a standing ovation. Couldn’t be any more on point and witty towards its audience. This beer could taste like the finest goat piss money can buy (currently Miller Lite) and the fine people of Texas will buy it out of spite. The best part is Deep Ellum Brewing couldn’t give less fucks what the haters think. People wanna say the brew promotes rape culture? Well then let’s answer the heat with buying a white, windowless van that might as well have been owned by Ted Bundy himself and pimp that ride up to advertise the beer. Don’t even think you can purchase a vehicle like this unless you’re registered on the Megan’s Law website.

Oh, and the response to this marketing campaign on the company’s Facebook page and nationally has been about 95% supportive. Almost everyone think it’s funny, harmless and in no way promotes rape culture. The main person that has complained is a woman who describes herself as a “Feminist Dragon” and here is her Twitter account, @blasfemmetx. That is all.