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Cops Find Nude Photos of the Nashville Mayor on the Phone of the Cop She was Banging

SourceThe Tennessee Bureau of Investigation says it has obtained nude photos of a woman taken on the phone of former Sgt. Rob Forrest, evidence that investigators believe shows Nashville Mayor Megan Barry engaged in an affair with her former bodyguard while he was on duty.

The photos, which are in possession of the TBI, are referenced in an affidavit in support of a search warrant that Nashville Judge Steve Dozier signed Tuesday seeking possession of Barry’s cellphone. It was filed in court Thursday.

The TBI has also uncovered 260 deleted chats between Forrest’s phone and Barry’s phone number as well as 35 deleted call logs, according to the affidavit.

Based on the photos and deleted chats they discovered on Forrest’s phone, the TBI says it has probable cause to seek evidence they believe could show a crime was committed. …

On Forrest’s phone there were nude images of a woman the TBI believes to be Barry that were taken during the time that Forrest reported receiving overtime, according to the affidavit.

This is how you know we’re getting close to that utopia we’ve all dreamed of. A world of true equality, where the influential can abuse their power to get sex, regardless of gender, orientation, nationality or party affiliation. Where politicians can get laid on the taxpayers’ time and money, especially by – but not limited to – their own underlings.

Granted we are not there yet. We still have a long way to go. But thanks to the efforts of Mayor Barry and California Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia who fired an employee after she (allegedly) grabbed his man parts and then he (reportedly) refused to play Spin the Bottle with her:

… but is still in office, progress is being made.

While Garcia sounds (purportedly) like an abusive, nob-hungry creepshow and (if guilty) a world class hypocrite setting the #MeToo movement back months, my girl Megan Barry just seems like a nice woman. Just a lady getting boned by the guy in charge of her security detail behind her husband’s back. Maybe she lied to investigators to save herself the humiliation. But beyond that all she did was raid the state treasury to pay for trips away from the family so she could get her freak on. Male politicians have been pulling that move since Pericles of Athens. It’s a perk of the job. If a real crime was committed, it was by that police sergeant for putting in for overtime while he was balls deep in Her Honor.

So let’s not tear this woman down. Instead let’s just appreciate that in a world of Anthony Weiners and Eliot Spitzers, we’re finally getting the good crazed, horny, female political leaders our nation deserves. Megan Barry, 2020.