Shout out to Mad Dog for the lov….HOLD ON, WHAT????
One more time……WHAT???
El Pres. Big Cat. Bitcoin Marty. Or as they are better known as, the three pillars of Barstool Sports. From the Astro Van handing out newspapers in the pouring rain, to the $100 million multimedia company with headquarters in the Flatiron District of Manhattan, none of it would be possible without Bitcoin Marty.
Who is Bitcoin Marty, 99.9% of you might be wondering? Well I’ll tell you who I thought he was. I thought he was the guy who waltzed into Barstool HQ when Bitcoin was on a rocketship up to $20k, conned all of us into believing we’d be millionaires from buying Bitcoin, got hired by Louis, and then sat back and watched as Bitcoin went down to $6k. But oh how wrong I was. He’s actually the life-force behind Barstool. The reason we have a Sirius show. The reason we got that TV show for that one episode. The reason Chernin just re-invested in us. The reason the lovers love us, and the haters want to be us. Bitcoin fucking Marty, thank you so much for your service.
Somewhere, Francis weeps.