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Should I Quit My Job At Barstool When I Make Millions Off Steven Seagal's New Crypto Currency, Bitcoiin2Gen?

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We talked about Bitcoiin2Gen on today’s Pardon My Take 

Unless you live under a rock you’ve probably heard the news that Steven Seagal is set to release a new cryptocurrency called Bitcoiin2Gen. I’ll give you a second to  process this information and what it means for the global economy.

Ok, you back? Good. So most of you are probably asking yourself, what the fuck Big Cat, isn’t this just a scam that will lose you all your money? Well the answer is no. If you go to the Bitcoiin2Gen website right now you can clearly see there are multiple numbers and words on it as well as a picture of the sensei master Steven Seagal himself.

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That’s pretty much all I need. A graph, some words I don’t quite understand, a few numbers showing how rich I’m about to get and Zen Master Seagal. I’m in. But I can tell you’re probably still a little nervous about this investment. Well let me show you whats in the official Bitcoiin2Gen investment PDF.

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BOOM. A Pyramid. Ever heard of Ancient Egypt? Pyramids have been around for thousands and thousands of years. They’re literally the safest way to invest. If you can’t trust a pyramid showing how you’ll make millions, what can you trust?

Next question from you, skeptical investor. What’s this countdown clock saying it hasn’t even launched yet?

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Well yeah, it doesn’t launch for another 33 days but I assume Steven will just hold on to our money and keep it safe until the millions start rolling in. Does that silence your concerns? Well here’s another little tidbit. I’ve consulted with an expert as well. I talked to Bitcoin Marty about it and he gave it an F- investment grade which means I like it even more, because Bitcoin Marty has gone from Bitcoin Marty to writing the rundown ads on a whiteboard Marty in a matter of weeks. Whatever he says, do the opposite.

So the question now is do I keep my job at Barstool after I get rich on Bitcoiin2Gen? I love my job, it’s the best job in the world, but being rich is pretty cool and I don’t know if I’ll have the same drive when I have millions in my bitcoin bank. I think ultimately I’ll probably keep my job but mail it in a little more. So this is me apologizing to you right now. When I’m a BitCoiin2Gen millionaire I probably will take a few days off, I’m sorry from the bottom of my heart, but just know I’m in a better place. Thank you in advance for understanding. See you all on the other side of this wave I’m about to ride to the top. Bitcoiin2Gen Cat Out.