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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Burned Down Her House After Her Divorce And Accidentally Burned Down 19 Other Houses In The Process?

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WSRZ- A Georgia woman who had recently lost her home to her ex-husband in a bitter divorce battle decided that if she couldn’t live there, nobody could. According to Fox News, Adrienne Satterly stacked up mattresses in her living room and set them ablaze. The fire quickly spread out of control, burning down her home, and damaging 19 others in her neighborhood.   WSB-TV reports that Satterly set the fire and then left the house with her two cats. Authorities say she walked for over an hour to a local Walmart, where she called 911 to report the fire. Her home was one of four houses that were destroyed, while 16 others suffered damage. Luckily, only one person was injured in the massive fire.

That’s just classic fire right there. Fire doing fire things. Light a fire and things have a tendency to get outta hand quickly. Everybody knows that. Although I’d be willing to bet this lady didn’t care and was probably excited once the chaos got under way. Anyone who has ever played with fire knows just how fun it is. Fire is so dope. You light one firework and you wanna light all the fireworks in the world. Same probably goes for houses. You burn one house down and you get an unquenchable thirst to burn down other houses. Luckily, fire does a lot of the work for you. Fire is is always down to burn shit. Fire also has an unquenchable thirst to burn things down. Put all of those things together and all of a sudden you’ve got 20 burned-down houses. Whoops. The fact that only one person got hurt is the real miracle.

The whole story reminded me of this Family Guy scene except t’s pretty much the exact opposite of what happened.