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Florida's Government Made Some Interesting Decisions Today

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I’m not here to get into an argument about the second amendment, no siree. I think that history has proven doing absolutely nothing after school shootings has proven to not work, so maybe we should tweak a law or two, but that’s not really here nor there. My opinion doesn’t matter for shit.

HOWEVER, you gotta have a screw loose to have these two votes on the same goddamn day and let them go in these directions. There are kids marching asking to implement some laws so that when they’re masturbating on a Tuesday night they don’t get overcome with fear about getting shot at school the next day, and you tell them the porn is the real health risk? Come on, folks. That’s crazy talk.

I know a lot of people are afraid to say it in 2018, but you know what? I’m not. I’ll say it right now. Guns are more dangerous than porn. Yeah, the government will probably try and silence me any moment now but I’ll shout it from the rooftops until they catch me. Guns are more dangerous than porn! They are! I know it and you know it! We will not go silently!

The only people I’ve ever killed watching porn is potential future me’s, can the same be said for guns? I don’t think so. Argument over. They’re coming for your anal gape vids, friends. Don’t let them.