Happy Birthday To The Woman Who Got A Beautiful Cake And Promptly Dookied Her Britches On Her Lover's Couch


“Brown brown bear what do you see?”

“I see some dookie lookin at me!”

“Brown brown bear what do you say?”

“Go wipe yourself! Oh, and Happy Birthday!”

Folks, if you poop yourself onst your lover’s couch, you do not have to include that line in your Instagram shoutout pic. Just say thanks for the cake and move on. Simple as that.

h/t Roney Baby The Prince