Joel Embiid Was Asked What His Pickup Line Is. His Response: "Who Wants To Sex The Process?"

I am so jealous Philadelphians get to root for Joel Embiid for the rest of his career. The fact that Philly would never see a Super Bowl in any of their lifetimes made me feel better that they had a super talented, super hilarious, walking sound bite playing for them (unless it’s a back-to-back). But Big Dick Nick poked a fatal gash through that silver lining while my personal unicorn is recovering from a torn ACL. Life comes at you fast.

And for the young’ns out there that don’t realize it, Embiid’s line is a nod to maybe the greatest urban legend of all-time that Dikembe Mutombo used to scream “Who wants to sex Mutombo” while at Georgetown in his signature Cookie Monster voice.

Dikembe Mutombo: Legend.

Joel Embiid: Legend In Training.

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Okay he’s already probably a legend. Being a Philadelphia sports fan must be so much fun right now. Fuck.

And of course we printed shirts (click shirt to buy).