Lesson Learned: Always Play a Player On DraftKings The Day After They Get A Blowjob Bell.

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Hey daily fantasy players.  You’re welcome.  You’re welcome for carrying out a case study for all of us to have concrete conclusions moving forward.  With my own money no less!   Out of my own pocket!

To recap the experiment:

I asked if playing Giannis the night after he received a Blowjob Bell for Valentine’s Day from his girlfriend was a good or bad move.  Would he be too worn out from fucking all night or would he be loose and limber and extra confident?

I ended up leaving it up to my best sex-having friend, Uncle Chaps.

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He has sex a lot and I trust his judgement always.

No Giannis.

Unfortunately…

“You don’t have to be a professional DFS analyst to know – Giannis is good.  Gets a lot of stats.  Gives you a lot of points.  Always a threat to go off for 75 or 80 on DK.  If you don’t have him tonight and he puts up 34-19-10 you’re fucked.”

36-13-11.  I was close!

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Oh well.  Lesson learned.  Player gets a Blowjob Bell?

Load him up!