Lesson Learned: Always Play a Player On DraftKings The Day After They Get A Blowjob Bell.
Hey daily fantasy players. You’re welcome. You’re welcome for carrying out a case study for all of us to have concrete conclusions moving forward. With my own money no less! Out of my own pocket!
To recap the experiment:
I asked if playing Giannis the night after he received a Blowjob Bell for Valentine’s Day from his girlfriend was a good or bad move. Would he be too worn out from fucking all night or would he be loose and limber and extra confident?
I ended up leaving it up to my best sex-having friend, Uncle Chaps.
He has sex a lot and I trust his judgement always.
No Giannis.
Unfortunately…
“You don’t have to be a professional DFS analyst to know – Giannis is good. Gets a lot of stats. Gives you a lot of points. Always a threat to go off for 75 or 80 on DK. If you don’t have him tonight and he puts up 34-19-10 you’re fucked.”
36-13-11. I was close!
Oh well. Lesson learned. Player gets a Blowjob Bell?
Load him up!
