Can I Play Giannis In DraftKings Tonight A Day After He Was Showing Off His Valentine's Day Blowjob Bell?

Interesting question that somebody just asked me on Twitter and I hadn’t even considered when building some lineups – can I use Giannis tonight in DraftKings the day after he was on social media showing off his Blowjob Bell?

I mean it’s a two game slate.  Only maniacs play it to begin with.  You have to nail every single pick.  You have to cross your fingers and hope you can find the $3.6K guy who comes in off the bench and explodes for 40 points then never sees the floor for the rest of the season.  And you certainly have to nail your big money plays.  Which brings us to Giannis, who is the highest priced player of the night by a long shot.

You don’t have to be a professional DFS analyst to know – Giannis is good.  Gets a lot of stats.  Gives you a lot of points.  Always a threat to go off for 75 or 80 on DK.  If you don’t have him tonight and he puts up 34-19-10 you’re fucked.

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But what about the night after Valentine’s Day when he specifically told the world he was doing sex all night?  Not to pry into his bedroom business, but a girlfriend that gives you a Blowjob Bell isn’t just stopping at blowjobs on the most romantic night of the year.  He specifically said he’s a freak in the sheets, direct quote.  I have a sneaking suspicion he was up very late last night fucking.

Is he worn out?  Has he been hydrating today?  Does he have cricks and sore spots from staying too long in an experimental position?  He’s already dealt with injuries this season.  Even back healthy he hasn’t been hitting value lately:

Now add a passionate marathon fuck sesh to the mix?   Man.  These are the type of external factors that make daily fantasy so tough.  You can analyze the stats and projections all you want – at the end of the day, when the ref throws the ball up, does a guy fully have his legs under him after ejaculating a dozen times the night before.

Flip side of the argument would be that he’s loose and limber and super stretched out, feeling good and confident.  Plus the game isn’t IN Denver where that thin air would be a disaster on lungs weakened from sex.  Just don’t know because I’ve never seen anything as aggressive as a Blowjob Bell before.  Having a device that I can press to have instant sex is something foreign to me.

So it’s a tough call.  Can I play Giannis or not.

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