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Witness The Pinnicle Of Female Driving In All Its Glory

Think we’ve got another Danica Patrick on our hands here folks. I mean for Christ’s sake, toots. Stevie Wonder would’ve driven of that lot quicker than that. Somebody needs to take away her license and might as well strip the voting and reproductive rights, too. If it takes you 4 minutes to get out of a parking lot with that much space you’re better off backing your vehicle off a cliff and out of humanity. Guess we should just be thankful she isn’t Asian cause taking out a couple dozen pedestrians backing up a million times before finally running out of gas only feet from where she started isn’t as comical.