#KirkWatch2018 - If Kirk Cousins Loves Rainbows, Von Miller LOVES Rainbows
If you recall, Von Miller is deep in the courting process with Kirk Cousins. He wants Kirk in Denver like I want to go to second base with a consenting female. Von is deep in Kirk’s Instagram comments, pretending to have similar interests, like cereal.
Von is not shy about his crush. What does he do at night when trying to forget these were the options the Broncos had at quarterback last season?
He puts on this song and thinks about all the good times he and Kirk could have in that light Denver air
I love it. He is in so much love with Kirk. He’s really trying to force the Broncos’ hand here to make this deal. Kinda awkward considering they took Paxton Lynch in the first round in 2016, but I don’t think Von Miller is too worried about Paxton Lynch’s feelings. He’s just commenting about cereal, wearing a MAGA hat, talking about rainbows.
I hope the courting process with other teams really picks up. I hope we see Kirk getting Instagram likes from Larry Fitzgerald, I hope the Jets have him sitting courtside at Knicks games, or the Browns just straight up offer him the head coach position, the GM role, and equity in the team.