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A Woman Crawled Inside An X-Ray Machine To Make Sure Security Didn't Steal Her Bag

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Daily Mail- Have you ever worried your belongings might be stolen when you go through security checks? This passenger in China certainly did. A woman insisted that she climb into an X-ray machine with her handbag at a train station because she feared it might be stolen otherwise. Security staff were shocked to see the silhouette of a woman as they monitored the X-ray screens. The bizarre incident occurred on February 11 at a train station in Dongguan, southern China’s Guangdong Province, according to Pear Video.  Extraordinary images show the female passenger, still wearing her high-heeled shoes, kneeling down on the conveyor belt behind her belongings as they went through the check.

Great. Here’s another thing I get to have anxiety about any time I go through security. I wrote a blog last week about a dad who planted a 12-inch dildo in his son’s bag before he went through security. I opened myself up and admitted that having something planted in my bag is one of my biggest fears. Specifically, a loaded pistol. I’m terrified someone is going to plant a loaded pistol in my bag and my life is over. It’s my biggest fear.

Enter this crazy lady. She didn’t stick her arm in there. She didn’t stick two arms in there. She crawled all the way fucking in there to get her bag back. Although I’m not really worried about getting anxiety over this. I don’t have any possession I value that much. In fact, my apartment building could burn down right this second and I wouldn’t miss any of it. Well maybe my coffee maker. I’d miss my coffee maker. We’ve been through a lot together. For real. I bought that coffee maker when I started blogging. Its been with me from the beginning. No new friends. The thought of losing my coffee maker makes me sad and angry. I’d crawl into an x-ray machine for my coffee maker. I’d crawl into a burning apartment building for my coffee maker. No doubt. Everything else though? Let it burn.