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May A Thousand Blossoms Bloom: Longtime Stoolie Bob Katter Is Back And Giving Drunk Speeches

Pig sticka. What a man. What a legend. I need more Bob Katter in my life and I think I speak for all of us there. We love the dude. Can you imagine ole Bob as the next Crocodile Dundee? He’d be a amazing at it. I think I’d write the script where Bob was the former Crocodile Dundee and he was training the new one. At that point, it would become clear that Crocodile Dundee was not just a man, but it was a title. Kinda like a crocodile version of Dr. Who. Amazing.

Bob would need to train someone with long hair and an incredible Australian accent.

PFT would be perfect. I’d take the role but I’m having trouble with my hairline at the moment. Sad situation. Falling out more and more by the day. I wont trouble you with that though.

Anyway, I love Bob Katter and I invited him on Zero Blog Thirty because he’s not only the world’s foremost crocodile safety ambassador, but he’s also a former lieutenant in Australia’s military. Thank you for your worldwide service, Bob.

How on earth did I miss this? I will have my nose to the grindstone concerning Bob Katter news. Seriously. Watch that and tell me you didnt giggle your ass off.

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What a legend.