It’s going to be a GAUNTLET for best dressed at the Eagles parade today but Chris Long and Jason Kelce are already separating themselves from the pack. I just can’t wait to hear Kelce’s speech on the Art Museum steps while he’s dressed up as a Mummer dropping f-bombs and Rocky quotes in front of millions and millions of people. What a beauty.
Also–Chris. I know you’re reading this. Do me a favor, bud, and let me know where you got that jacket.
P.S. – Early favorite for sign of the day.
UPDATE: Jason Kelce just became the biggest legend this city has ever seen.