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Cousin Mike Has Officially Joined Twitter With The Most Diabolical Intro Video Of His Generation

What a masterpiece. Short, succinct, yet incredibly powerful. Even threw in a nod to his profession with the gavel bang. All in 2 seconds.

Not the first time a Cousin has performed in 2 seconds, amirite?

Hot, HOT entrance — almost as scorching as Cousin Murray’s intro Twitter game.

As always, the Cousins are live 9 AM EST.

In the meantime, buy a shirt.