Update - Our Long National Nightmare Is Over John Podhoretz Has Received His Schnippers (It Was Cold Though)

You hear that sound? Thats the sound of a nation breathing a sigh of relief. John Podhoretz has received his Schnippers (Cold and 1 hour and 35 minutes late) but he has received his Schnippers. Another job well done by the people of the internet. Pat yourself on the back, we did it!

Just wish John wasn’t so sensitive about his Schnippers order. I tried to help by calling Seamless.

Only to get blocked. Last time I try to do a good deed on the internet. Some people just can’t say thank you.