FRESH ON FRESH ON FRESH! Imagine these puppies flying high at every Eagles tailgate, Delco shanty, and balcony down the shore from now till the end of eternity. Seriously. It’s easily the greatest flag since Betsy Ross stitched the Stars and Stripes, and it needs to be represented as such. Fly it high and get all the other championship gear you need in the store. PHINALLY.
Also, get me the FUCK out of Minnesota. Preferably to Philly for the parade/pillage on Thursday, but Neptune may be more of a habitable environment than Mindianapolis right now.