Eagles Fan Celebrates Winning The Super Bowl By Eating Some Horse Shit Off The Street

Folks, is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Eating horse poop off the street to celebrate your team’s win? I dont think it is. Have some class. Have some goddamn couth about you. I mean, if you’re gonna eat the horse shit, follow the 5-second rule. If you’re gonna eat the horse poop, it cant be on the ground for no longer than 5 seconds. Longer than that, it gets super dirty and could possibly make you sick. You have no idea what’s been on the ground. Better safe than sorry is what I always say.

Plus, have some manners. SeeFood diet? No thanks. Close your mouth, my friend. You’re not a codfish.

PS: Im just assuming that’s horse shit. Could be human poop too. No way of knowing unless we saw the source. A benefit of the doubt type situation.