Folks, is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Eating horse poop off the street to celebrate your team’s win? I dont think it is. Have some class. Have some goddamn couth about you. I mean, if you’re gonna eat the horse shit, follow the 5-second rule. If you’re gonna eat the horse poop, it cant be on the ground for no longer than 5 seconds. Longer than that, it gets super dirty and could possibly make you sick. You have no idea what’s been on the ground. Better safe than sorry is what I always say.
Plus, have some manners. SeeFood diet? No thanks. Close your mouth, my friend. You’re not a codfish.
PS: Im just assuming that’s horse shit. Could be human poop too. No way of knowing unless we saw the source. A benefit of the doubt type situation.