FLY EAGLES FLY BITCHES! THE EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

WHAT A FUCKING GAME! BRANDON GRAHAM YOU HANDSOME SON OF A BITCH I’M GONNA SMOOCH THE HELL OUT OF YOU WHEN I SEE YOU! BIG DICK NICK COULDN’T BE STOPPED ALL DAY LONG! THE EAGLES FINALLY DID IT! THEY REALLY DID IT! FUCK YOU DAVE PORTNOY! FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!

WE DID IT PETE! WE DID IT LOUIS! WE DID IT FRAN! WE DID IT RONE! THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS, BITCHES! NOW LET’S GO BURN THE CITY TO THE GROUND!