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MUST WATCH: All Business Pete Is Losing His Fucking Mind Over The Super Bowl

Using a “MUST WATCH” tag here at Barstool is a contentious thing. Everyone here is terrified of their chosen video being scrutinized and deemed not worthy of that tag, and most won’t even go near those two words. I never had in my year and one month of blogging for Barstool Sports…until now.

I think my face may permanently be a crying face emoji after that. Holy shit! Is that really All Business Pete?! The curling superfan All Business Pete?! The nerdy tech guy that deflates all of the balls in the office so nobody can throw them around All Business Pete?! He’s losing his fucking mind over there! He can’t keep it together! He thinks the good lord above us is out to get him personally! He’s slippin’ and slidin’ around that mansion in his socks showing more emotion than he’s ever showed about anything in his life! Doing the robot or something?! What is this?!

Is he actually a robot and malfunctioning due to an abundance of excitement?! I can’t believe my eyes. I mean, he just leans down into video guy Dana’s face and SCREAMS “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”. What’s gotten into him?! I know people are passionate about their teams, but I didn’t think Pete was this passionate about anything. The legend grows, I suppose. God bless All Biz.