If You Call Buffalo Chicken Dip "Chicken Wing Dip" You're A Danger To Society
So yesterday was Super Bowl Sunday AKA Buffalo Chicken Dip Day. Football is exciting and blah blah blah but the day really belongs to buffalo chicken dip. Now of course you’re more than welcome to enjoy buffalo chicken dip the other 364 days of the year but Super Bowl Sunday is its official day. Buffalo Chicken Dip is like Christmas music. There’s nothing stopping you from flipping on Jingle Bells in July but it doesn’t have the same feeling as flipping it on in December. Same goes for buffalo chicken dip and Super Bowl Sunday.
Anyway. I was excited for Buffalo Chicken Dip Day to finally arrive so I tweeted this out in the morning
Just pure excitement for the day ahead. To once again compare it to Christmas, I was like a kid on Christmas morning. Giddy. Full of wonder. Knowing full well that I had an entire day of consuming buffalo chicken dip ahead of me. Nothing could take away the pep in my step.
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Or so I thought. Then this lunatic entered my life
What the fuck is his problem? He is a thief of joy. That’s what he is. Anyone who sees something as beautiful and as pure as Buffalo Chicken Dip Day and says, “Well actually……” is a thief of joy. Not to mention I’ve never seen a more wrong opinion on the internet. Chicken Wing Dip? Nope. That’s not even remotely correct. It’s buffalo chicken dip. Always has been. Always will be. Then he went went on to say that everybody in Buffalo, New York calls it that like that matters.
You wanna know what me and every other person with a functioning brain thinks about when we hear “chicken wing dip”?
I’ve provided a couple visual aids to help
Those are chicken wing dips. You dip wings in them. Saying that buffalo chicken dip and chicken wing dip are the same thing is factually incorrect. Buffalo chicken dip is dip made out of buffalo chicken. Chicken wing dip can’t be the same thing because buffalo chicken dip doesn’t have wings in it at all. Make sense? Well it should cause it’s that simple and calling it chicken wing dip makes you a danger to society. I know I have 99.999999999999% of people on my side. I just wanted to make known that if you call it chicken wing dip that you’re the most wrong person who ever wronged.
Shout out to everybody who sent me pictures of their buffalo chicken dip yesterday. We all did great. Until next Buffalo Chicken Dip Day.