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I Don't Know When The Next Election Is But I Need Kevin Hart To Run For Mayor Of Philadelphia

Quite possibly the greatest 5 minutes of radio in radio history. I could listen to Kevin Hart talk about how great Philly is 52 hours a day, 10 days a week. Has our city been blessed with a ton of success in professional sports? Not necessarily. It’s coming but as of right now, not necessarily. But even without a Super Bowl ring yet. Even without winning a Stanley Cup since 1975. Even with the Phillies have the most losses out of pretty much any pro sports team ever. Even with the Sixers having to endure years and years of systematic losing. Even with everything that has happened in this city athletically… it’s still one of the greatest cities in the world and it breeds success. And we’re not apologizing for shit, so fuck everybody who is against us.

Like I said. I don’t know when the next election is and I actually like Mayor Kenney. With that being said, I’d be done for him to lose his job in a heart beat if it meant that we could get Kevin Hart in office. Not only did he have one of the more epic pro-Philly rants the airwaves have ever heard, but he was also able to silence Portnoy for at least 4 of those 5 minutes. And the silence was just as golden as everything that was coming out of Kevin’s mouth.

We’re from Philly, fuckin’ Philly, no one likes us, we don’t care.

@BarstoolJordie