Miley Cyrus Has A New Music Video And I Want To Puke Everywhere

Ever have an opinion or belief that you are absolutely mortified you once held? Just a super embarrassing line of thinking or thought process. Like for instance, when I was a little kid I thought my balls were made out of play-doh. Not like my balls were made up of a play-doh type substance, I’m saying I thought when I was made someone placed two balls of play doh in my nutsack. So fucking dumb. Can’t be dumber than that.

Well that’s exactly how I feel when I think about the 3 month stretch where I was actually attracted to Miley Cyrus. What the fuck was I thinking? So gross, so weird, so nasty. I watched that entire video and it did absolutely nothing for me. Less than nothing even. I almost turned it off to puke, that’s how nasty she is. So here’s my official apology. I fucked up, Miley Cyrus is not hot, I took Emeka Okafor and Caron Butler, they’re not bad, I fucked up. I’m sorry, I will try not to make these types of mistakes again.

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I’m getting close to the same thing with McKayla Maroney. The single most overrated girl on the internet right now. So embarrassed that I ever though she was something special. Every day we post smokeshows that blow her out of the water.