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Don't Hate A Bearded, Jacked, Wrangler Wearing Brett Favre Speaking To The Eagles, But There's Only One Man This Team Needs To Hear From...

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Rone touched on this earlier because our Eagles coverage is balls to the wall 100% of the time, every time. Doug Pederson has done a good job with the motivational speaking this year. The past few weeks, Dougie trotted out the likes of Malcolm Jenkins, Chris Long, and other guys who have played in Super Bowls to talk to the team. A smart move to let the younger chaps know what’s at stake and how to prepare for the run of their lives. If there’s someone who has been around the block in all aspects of life (on and off the field), it’s Brett Favre. Pederson was a backup to the Gunslinger for 7 years, so why not bring him in to rile the troops? Assuming he can keep it in his pants, but even if he can’t it’s a win for everyone:

However, there’s only one person, nay, entity, this team needs to hear from before the big game:

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UNLEASH WEAPON X FROM ITS CAGE.

Brian Dawkins is a born motivator, just as Weapon X is a evolutional monster. Anything he says would make me want to run through a brick wall. He could probably Pooty Tang it and nobody would care. He’s William Wallace and Maximus wrapped into one. Any warm blooded male would go to war with this man. The Eagles NEED him to not only give him a speech before the game but lead them into war onto the field. Possibly even strap on the pads and get out there on kickoff as a 12th man and take a penalty in exchange for some heart. It’s the fucking Super Bowl. We need all we can get.

Annnnddd now I’m getting hot flashes. It’s time to work (still one of the greatest pump up videos these eyes have ever seen).