No Thank You, You Can Just Call Us ‘Star Wars Fans’

I’m sure you’ve seen Trent’s blog by now. The corn-fed boy from Iowa generously offered “Star Warriors” as a nickname for all Star Wars fans. It’s kinda like how Star Trek fans are called “Trekkies” in his mind. He thought of it himself, which is adorable and very sweet of him, but no thanks! I hate it! I hate it a lot! I’d rather we just be “Star Wars fans”. We don’t need a name. Please do not call us “Star Warriors” now until eternity. It sounds horrible. He should not be calling shots in this department. Very bad stuff outta Iowa. Very bad, let me tell ya.

Might finally make him watch the prequels as punishment for attempting to get this to catch on.