Sacre Bleu! French Shoppers Riot Over 70-Percent-Off Nutella

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Don’t get me wrong. I love a little Nutella as much as the next guy. I spread that shit on a bagel for a lovely treat. I use it on a graham cracker with a marshmallow spread, slightly heated and have myself a makeshift smore whenever I please. So, it’s absolutely insane to suggest that I dont enjoy Nutella.

Let’s back up a minute. Marshmallow? That’s really how it’s spelled? Mallow? Get the fuck outta here. Is that how it’s said… do you say Mellow or mallow? Marshmallow? No way. Marshmellow seems more correct. This is unbelievable. If our French friends were rioting at the dictionary factory over the nonsensical spelling of marshmallow, I could understand. But they weren’t. They were fighting over Nutella.

That being said, I would love to see Super Market Sweep make a comeback.

People grabbing hams, steak, diapers.. all the expensive stuff and just have an all out riot. Why relaunch Murphy Brown when you have Super Market Sweep sitting on the shelf? Just stupid. Marshmallow. What the fuck.